Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Here are some lines I heard while having a short drink in a bar which I will remain unknown (mostly from fear from regular customers who might recognize what they just they said from this little piece… *_-). They kind of sound dirty if you try hard enough. Sort of how like “picnic in the grass” or “frosting the cake” can sound explicit to those who really want it to. Anyway, enjoy.

Top Ten Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

10. That stallion gave me a hard ride yesterday!
9. Have to go, my animals are pretty lonely without me at home.
8. Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?
7. Just think about what you wanna do before you do it.
6. Drinking cow’s **** is good for your health. (I wasn’t able to hear it clearly. You figure it out. *_-)
5. I don’t like the way your pussy smells.
4. Damn dog! I’ll fix you out yet!
3. Let’s do it doggy-style this time. Bring your dog.
2. Person 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Nothing much, just playing with my dog.

And the number one bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)….

1. Flipper SUCKS!!!