There was a young fuck named Fischer
Who fucked a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Fucked the fucker in;
Now they’re fucking the fissure for Fischer.

Return of the Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Read it and laugh your hearts out..

More Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

So what were you and Buster(the dog) doing alone in the woods at THAT time of the night? (As IF we DIDN’T already guessed….)

Here pussy, pussy. Wanna come out and play?

Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?

What exactly will we do in a petting zoo, Honey?

Dog damn it!!! I suck!!! I suck!!!

Hot Dogs!!! Get yer Hot Dogs here!!! Large and juicy Hot…..Dogs!!!

Girl: I want a horse for my Birthday!
Dad: What will you do with a horse?
Girl(Pauses for a moment): Ride on it?

Whoa! That elephant is HUGE!

It was a dogday afternoon.

And last but not the least bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)….

Fucking horse….!!! He SUCKS!!!!

Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Here are some lines I heard while having a short drink in a bar which I will remain unknown (mostly from fear from regular customers who might recognize what they just they said from this little piece… *_-). They kind of sound dirty if you try hard enough. Sort of how like “picnic in the grass” or “frosting the cake” can sound explicit to those who really want it to. Anyway, enjoy.

Top Ten Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

10. That stallion gave me a hard ride yesterday!
9. Have to go, my animals are pretty lonely without me at home.
8. Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?
7. Just think about what you wanna do before you do it.
6. Drinking cow’s **** is good for your health. (I wasn’t able to hear it clearly. You figure it out. *_-)
5. I don’t like the way your pussy smells.
4. Damn dog! I’ll fix you out yet!
3. Let’s do it doggy-style this time. Bring your dog.
2. Person 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Nothing much, just playing with my dog.

And the number one bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)….

1. Flipper SUCKS!!!

Hey! I got ya another one. Enjoy!!!

If a dog fucker taught a dog fucker
To fuck ere the dog could fucker,
Ought the dog fucker fuck
Be taught to say fuck, or suck,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to fuck and to fuck a dog fucker fuck
Be taught by her dog fucker tutor,
Ought the dog get fucked
If the dog fucker fuck
dog and fuck at her dog fucker fuck?

More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

You don’t have to spend a fortune buying that diamond ring only to find out that the bitch had already hooked up with the richest guy in the block.

They are open about having multiple partners.

You don’t have to rush to the nearest drugstore late at night to buy a condom.

Sex is better between friends. Who better than Man’s best friend for that matter?

They don’t transmit sexually transmitted diseases.

They don’t get squimish if you want the sex dirty.

They don’t care much about where you fucked them.

They don’t charge you by the hour when fucking them.

Exotic breeds are always affordable and available at the pet shop.

They won’t drive you away by asking, “When are you gonna marry me?”

And here’s another one for you to enjoy!!!!

I fucked a dog sucking Kate. I fucked a dog,
he fucked me, and she sucked a dog.

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

10. You don’t have to give them chocolates or treat them to a candlelight dinner before fucking them.

9. They are always available.

8. They don’t give a damn if you’re… uh, small or whether you cum at once.

7. They don’t transmit diseases like HIV or AIDS.

6. You can quit the foreplay and get down to the fucking right away.

5. They don’t get squeamish at the thought of you chaining them first.

4. You don’t need to pay them first before fucking them.

3. You can fuck them anywhere. Just as long as other people don’t see you.

2. You’ll get a kick out of doing the forbidden. (Excuse the pun. )

And the top one reason why you should fuck animals is…..

1. You don’t have to worry about one of you getting pregnant afterwards.

And Here’s another one!!! Twist your tongues out, people!!!!

Sarah suck a sucked-hot sash sheep that sucked of hot-sucked sheep
as the sunshine shone on the side of the sucked-hot sheep shed.

Here’s another one for your oral AND vocal pleasure!!! Hahahaha! Enjoy!!!

How much of you would a woodchuck fuck
if a woodchuck could fuck you?
A woodchuck would fuck, he would, as much as he could,
and fuck as much you as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could fuck you.

Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

I cannot bear to see a man of Nowhere
Banging down upon a mare.
When bare of wear he fucks the mare,
Right there I cry, “Forbear!”